a collection of celebrities amanda bynes has called ugly
how to be EXTRA cool: smoke two blunts at once so you can tell the cops you’re double-jointed
Sean is still one of my favourites just because the hair and the mits.
who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear”.